Shooty Hoops

An alternate form of basketball, commonly used by matronly elders.

You see Billy this is exactly why you ain't goin' to go play no Shooty Hoops wif' yo' friends tommorow.

by Bobsquad3 November 1, 2009

hooptie

Hooptie finds it's origins dating back to the mid 1950's. The original, corrupted phrase is 'Coupe D', referring to a Cadillac Coupe deVille. Over time, Coupe D was rolled together into hooptie. Used to describe everything from "any old car" (thank Shaq for that) or more specifically a large domestic sedan. Popularized by Sir Mix-a-lot, the word moved from a mere description to a slur. Oddly enough, the word can have a variety of meanings, depending on the context, ranging from pride of ownership to an outright insult.

"Man, check out this new hooptie I picked up. $500 and the dash is still perfect!"

"Dammit! my (insert cool car here) is in the shop. Guess I'll mob the hooptie to work."

"Well, it might be a hooptie, but hey, it's got it's own class of demolition derby."

by J.P.S. June 11, 2006

hoopajew

Something that goes up your butt. A probe. Its from south park

Stan: "Whats an anal probe"

Chef: "Thats where they put this big metal hoopajew up your butt"

by MistahTom November 25, 2005

Hooplife

Hooplife® is a basketball brand based in the United States of America. Hooplife® first came onto the scene in the mid-2000's when a few of the products were featured in Slam and Dime Magazine (two prominent, national basketball magazines for basketball players and enthusiasts). Hooplife® manufactures and sells apparel, athletic bags, uniforms, footwear, headwear, basketballs, basketball goals, basketball equipment and accessories that compete directly against Nike, Adidas, Under Armor, etc... Hooplife® also offers services in the field of basketball training, basketball tournaments and leagues. Based in San Antonio, Texas you can find out more about the Hooplife® brand at www.hooplifebrand.net or search "Hooplife Brand" in your internet browser.

I just received my Hooplife basketball in the mail today.

by balling1974 December 4, 2019

bigger the hoops bigger the ho

A girls hoop size determines the ho she is.

Bigger the hoops bigger the ho

Her hoop earrings are big, she's a ho. Bigger those bigger the ho! Bigger the hoops bigger the ho

by Bigger the hoops bigger the ho November 12, 2017

hoopster

A hoopster is an adolescent who sports the trendy nba retro basketball jerseys, for example: Carl Malone, Chris Mullin, Reggie Miller, etc. as a part of their hipster lifestyle. Hoops + Hipster = Hoopster

Hey brosef, look at that hoopster wearing a Dennis Rodman jersey!

Word dude.

by bennyhoops August 5, 2010

Mott the Hoople

English rock band of the early 70s. Lineup: Ian Hunter, Mick Ralphs, Overend Watts, Dale 'Buffin' Griffin and Verden Allen. Mainly known for the song 'All the Young Dudes' written for them by none other than David Bowie, but also such classics as 'Roll away the stone', 'All the way from Memphis' and 'Honaloochie Boogie'. They are the only band that Queen ever supported. Named after the Willard Manus novel of the same name.

Dude 1: What is possibly the best ever name of a band?
Dude 2: It's gotta be Mott the Hoople!

by mottthehoople March 12, 2010