Happone

Abbreviation of Half-Phone, someone who keeps one earphone in their ear all the time even while talking to others.

Take that damn earphone out you antisocial Happone!

by NPJ November 7, 2007

hippo-goth

an over-weight goth individual

any goth wider than she is tall

"look at the herd of hippo-goths"

by fagbot December 11, 2004

Hippocat

A woman of large stature or weight, who is either skanky, slutty, a bitch, or a combination of the three terms. (Hippo is to describe the fat, and cat or "pussy" to describe her skankyness.)

Guy 1:That chick's a total Hippocat dude.
Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: She's fat and is a total bitch, man.
Guy 2: Makes sense.

by Ramalus Riverdance March 1, 2010

Hepton

A Hepton is a great creature of the homosexual territory. They are lovable, cuddly and very very nice. Everyone loves a Hepton.. Nobody can hate them.

They are found in highly populated areas and if you see one hug it.. twice. They have a good sense of humour and great dress sense. Its the gay-best-friend you always wanted!

Girl 1 : He's so cute, and gay!
Girl 2 : I know.. such a Hepton
Girl 3 : I love Heptons!
Guy 1 : Me too....
Guy 2 : I'm gay.

by Gaysruleok December 27, 2010

heppen

A variation on happen, often used online to cover up for typo's

Dave: so what do you think will heppen tomorrow?
Zane: Not much, I don't have that much money

by Caleb Ferguson July 3, 2008

hippocritapotamus

A famous person or large corporation so obviously deceitful in what they say that no-one believes a word they say. They are oblivious to the fact that everybody else sees them differently to how they see themselves

1. Hippocritapotamus: a large oil (or mining) corporation trying to convince the public that they are 'going green' by greenwashing their public image, but not actually cleaning up their act one tiny bit.

by Zapx October 17, 2008

hippobastard

noun.

Commonly used amongst friends but originally a term used to label someone who is a heffer.

Often shortened in texts to hipbas to save on characters.

Have you seen her? She's a right hippobastard.

by The Pershon March 6, 2011