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hazel

NOUN:a part-mexican bitch that thinks she is tough but, is really white as they come.
ADJECTIVE: a slut who calls other people prude when they really aren't.
1. Simon: Dayum, shes really being a hazel today.
Ricardo: Ew, I know, what a loser!

2. Jenny: what a hazel!
Yalonda: Who would have though she would stoop that low?
by fuxupurfac3 February 18, 2008
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hazel

An eye color, meaning more than one solitary color.
His eyes were hazel--green, brown, and blue.
by hicktownboy1991 June 6, 2009
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hansel and gretelling

when you have bowel movement into a brown paper bag and set it on fire and put it in some one's mailbox.
We went hansel and gretelling last night, it was spectacular!
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Hazel Eyes

Hazel eyes are a mixture of colours. Unlike any other eye colour they often appear to change colour depending on the light. The urban myth that Hazel is just another term to discribe brown eyes is false. Hazel eyes are a classification of eye colour completely different to any other but often misunderstood due to the difficulty in describing the many and varied hues of this beautiful and complicated eye colour.
You have Hazel Eyes
by melthazar September 19, 2016
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hazel nut

While performing anal sex with a partner, you climax inside of the recipients anus. The by-product of that of which is released is considered "hazel nut"
Yo! I fucked that bitch in the ass. Then she shit out my hazel nut all over the bowl
by AssBlaster666 December 10, 2011
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Hanzer

The waddle of embarrassment that follows when someone shits themself in public. Usually accompanied by a hand stuck between their legs.
You just did a hanzer, you loser!
by OtherJesus June 1, 2015
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hazelton

Fuck thats a Hazelton
by GlitterGirl245 April 8, 2017
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