Guido Burrito

noun: A self proclaimed Guido of Latin descent. Most common origin is the Southwest. Guido Burritos take part in normal Guido activities and live by the motto Gym, Tan, Laundry. Unlike their Italian counterparts, they are not typically as muscular. In the Guido Burrito culture it is also acceptable to use mass amounts of of hair spray, and wear a rosary solely in an attempt to be fashionable. Other Guido Burrito fashion consists of Affliction and TapouT apparel. Most common sightings occur at local bars and clubs throughout the southwest.

Look at that Guido Burrito over there. Actin' like he's straight out of Jersey. More like straight out of the barrio.

by Profreshional Production November 24, 2010

Guido

the biggest asshole you will ever meet. likes to mess with younger girls, usually freshman in high school. He'll lead you on, and then break your heart.

Man, Guido is such a jerk, he just broke that poor little freshman's heart!

by Biaaa356 May 15, 2009

Guido

An Italian-American without class who is employed by the Mafia in a low-ranking position. Usually employed as "muscle" but can also be a bag-man, money collector, bookie, etc. Has very little chance of advancing in the Mob because of his substandard intelligence, lack of initiative/creativity, and disregard for cultural sophistication. Tends to dress flashy and a bit garish, i.e. suit coats with t-shirts and gold chains. Often found hanging around strip clubs, late-night diners, or other unofficial places of business.

Note: Can also apply to Sicilians/the Sicilian mob, or to low-ranking members of the Italian organized crime mobs which are not officially "Mafia".

Look at that Guido, trying to impress the ladies by talking about his Mafia connections. If he were really someone important, he wouldn't be talking about it. I bet he's just a thug.

by SashaPhile September 4, 2010

guidomon

logan mitchell a kid that dress like a pokemon and looks like a guido

the guidomon a pikachu that looks like pauly.d

by ashy d.mon October 7, 2010

Guidon

A flag/symbol used to represent a military unit such as a squad, platoon, or battalion.

LT COL: "Make sure the guidon is 3 steps in front of the company, beside the company commander."

Guidon Bearer: "HOOAH"

by CadetSFC December 27, 2011

Gilders gold

Taking a shit so large, it folds forwards and lick punches ones balls on the way down.

"Uncle Sam was dropping a bomb so special, he thought he' found gilders gold"

by munk i spose October 11, 2015

gildea

Lush cunt sex god

“That guy was so Gildea I squirted all over the shop”

by Bigstiffy94 May 14, 2018