Joe grind

Joe grind refers to the outside man/horner man. He is never seen by the husband or boyfriend but he knows who they are.

Joe grind by your house while you working

by Frankisthatyou May 25, 2016

The Grind

1.) The daily struggle. The reason why it is hard out here for a pimp. Putting your mind through it makes the weekend worth it so you can go fishing with your momma bros, bro bros, and bros-in-law. Obstacles such as the PoPo, haters, and elderly people can prevent you from rocking out with your cock out, but that is what makes it "the grind."

2.) A dance made popular by the Puerto Ricans, also know as Perreo, which is Spanish for "doggystyle dancing." It is the act of simulating sticking your stick into a swamp donkey. Bitches love it.

It's Monday... back to The Grind, bitch where's my sandwich, is it Friday yet?

Willie busted out The Grind at the Mother-Son dance last night on Feester's mom, the kid is a legend.

by Mike Div May 12, 2010

Grinded

To dance dirty with a girl or a boy, at a party for example.

"hey joe, did you go to that party last night?"

"yeah dude! I grinded with Jane!"

by Breezer1992 January 17, 2009

Two Inch Grinch

A penis that is so small, it struggles to be over two inches when erect.

Boomer: I just got Sexified! (leaves the room)
Girl: Wow. I just had the worst experience with a two inch grinch. I don't even know if it went in. Maybe an asian would be better?

by morgalope December 3, 2005

The Grinch

You and your girlfriend/boyfriend break into someone's house on Christmas Eve, have sex under the tree, then steal all their presents.

"What'd you guys do for Christmas?"

"Well we were horny AND poor so we decided to give the rich people up the street The Grinch.

by Johnny Ishkabibble March 23, 2009

grinding

dry humping to music. usually at a party or club.

a girl rubbing her ass on a guys crotch until he gets hard.

I was grinding with this girl and i got so hard.

by blahblahblah456 March 21, 2010

Grinding

1. Sexual dancing. The act of a female shaking her ass against a male's crotch, typically done in a club and performed to rap or techno music. Can also be called dry humping.

2. Gaming reference. Repeatedly performing an action/event to attain an item. Most commonly used when referring to an RPG (Role Playing Game), i.e. World of Warcraft, Final Fantasy, etc.

1. "Man, I can't wait to go clubbing so I can grind with some chick."

2. "This sucks. I wasted an entire night grinding for experience, and I only leveled up twice! At least I got some decent gear."

by Duality2 June 28, 2009