Peter Griffin Eyes

When you slightly squint your eyes at somebody because you know they're lying.

When my boyfriend said he just woke up, but I seen that he was on Facebook 23 minutes ago...I gave him the Peter Griffin Eyes.

by Vagabond Child #Vibe July 25, 2014

Peter Griffin Day

It's Peter Griffin Day!!... why you ask? because its PETER GRIFFIN <333
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Did you know today is Peter Griffin Day?... no why is that?... BECAUSE IT'S PETER GRIFFIN!!DUH

by twoinones_45 May 19, 2021

Watching Andy Griffin

to masterbate. (Used by Martin Lawerence in "You So Crazy" when there was nothing on T.V. to watch except Andy Griffin. It describes the tendenacy of a male, who, when alone, will always reach his hands down his pants and play with himself.)

Phone rings
Martin: "Hello"
Friend: "Wassup dog! Whatcha doin'?"
Martin: "Nothing.....just sitting here..... watching andy griffin."

by Tre-Dog September 1, 2006

The Real Life Griffins

The Reality Show parody of The Real World,That The Griffins Were on Because Meg Was Embarassed By Her Family So She Went On Diane! and A TV Executive Saw Them.

The Real Life Griffins Fired Meg! WooHoo! YAY!

by Seagulls Of Satan October 1, 2008

Griffin middle school

a whole bunch of white spoiled rich kids that only care about clout (clout chasers) and are gay and steal money from kids named smith. they only care about vapes and weed.

griffin middle school is a very irrelevant school

by Griffin Middle School April 18, 2019

Brian Griffin Fart

A fart which stinks so bad and is so powerful it can be compared to a dog fart, namely Brian Griffin. His wonderfully smelly gas is worse then Peter Griffin’s and not portrayed enough on Family Guy.

Josh Ripped A Brian Griffin Fart While Sitting On My Face, It Was Really Bad!

by ghorg September 2, 2010

Peter Griffin Syndrome

A mental disorder where the afflicted speaks in a Peter Griffin voice and makes cutaway jokes.

PERSON 1: *in a Peter Griffin voice* This is worse than that time I had to have sex with that fast-talking girl from my old Math class.
PERSON 2: What's up with him?
PERSON 3: Oh, he's got Peter Griffin Syndrome.

by PaxVA April 12, 2022