Failure Grips

A contemporary and more appropriate term for "love handles," which no one actually loves.

I love how people try to slap a nice coat of paint on things they don't like, and then try to pass them off as something other than they are.

"They're love handles, and there's just more of me to love."

No, they're more like failure grips, and the space alloted for you to occupy has been exceeded.

by SnuffleMuffinMonster June 1, 2009

gorilla grip

When a coot just be too tight

Damn shawty you got that gorilla grip

by Chad Powers October 2, 2022

Iron Grip

When a girl gives a guy a handjob, and holds his dick wayy to tight

You get a handy last night man?" "Yeah dude" "Nice how was it?" "Pretty bad dude, she had iron grip on my dick

by wadupppp March 30, 2011

Grip and Rip

When you are passing a big ass kidney stone and it gets stuck half way through, so you grab the base of your dick as hard as possible like a gogurt and pull up as hard and fast as humanly possible.

Bevin: Bro, for the last four hours I was in the bathroom passing a kidney stone.

Seth: Dude it could have been done in 30 seconds with the grip and Rip, only problem is your urethra fucking dies.

by Nibba slayer May 10, 2018

grip up

it means to man up,stand yo ground

tell dem niggaz to grip up cuz im ready bang.

by markymarc May 13, 2005

Grip reaper

A female that seems very attractive in bed and wears dark clothing where you can tell it’s tight and pink

Jack: “Damn Zach, don’t you agree that you couldn’t pull out of that grip reaper running on the Field?”

Zach: yes, have you seen her, she’s mommy
Jack: don’t you have a girlfriend?
Zach: oh she’s flat and it’s roast beef

by Ohsorrymommy January 3, 2023

Squirrel-Grip

The act of placing ones (usally a mans) testicles in your hand and squeezing them is hard as you can, in attempt to inflict an intense amount of pain on the victim. This action is a very rapind movement and is NOT in anyway sexual.

Archibald: Oh my god that hurt!

Henry: What happened?

Archibald: Tony laid the Squirrel-Grip on me!

by NeverTHEless. October 2, 2010