Taking Grandma to Applebee's

Sex. Cheap, dirty sex.

Term dubbed by Conan O'Brien 11-9-2010

You better be taking grandma to applebee's this weekend, dude.

by sarcasticbitch23 November 18, 2010

Grandma fooler

A gift from someone that isn't name-brand or quite what you were expecting. The name is due to the fact that usually, grandmas are not up to speed on what is popular. This is usually not good, but sometimes, it turns out ok.

Friend: Did you get an iPod for Christmas?
You: I got an MP3 player, but it was a Grandma fooler.

by tbirdwhoever November 29, 2009

boy howdy what a rootin tootin hootin hollerin grandma humpin time

this word means wow, or jeepin' gillickers, wally!

Boy howdy, what a rootin', tootin', hootin', hollerin', grandma humpin' time that was! I can't wait til next time!

by Captain Jacqui April 17, 2004

grandma hair

An older lady hair style that consists of hair that is white, grey, dark grey, or any mixture in between. Most likely cut short and in tight curls. The kind of hair that "Mrs. Jenkins" gets done everyday at 2 o' clock. Most likely one of these women with this style are known as the "regulars" at beauty salons. Every young beauticians worst nightmare. Older ladies is Beauty shops don't seem to mind their company.

"That woman has dark grey curly hair that reminds me of grandma hair"

by Kaleigh Eustice July 15, 2006

to smell your grandma

To show understanding of another person's statement or situation

Matt: The hottub was hot, she was ready, how could I say no? You know what I'm trying to say?
Adrianna: Yes I do, I'm definitely smellin' your grandma on that one.

by M-Diddy February 1, 2004

Going to visit grandma

Having sex.

Bob asked me to go visit grandma.
I said OH YES.
Let's just say, we are always going to visit grandma.(;

by taysayshey May 5, 2011

grandma

1. Who your kids have spent 95% of their life with
2. who ya kids live with
3. 30 year old woman whos 15 year old daughter/son has a baby
4. the one we call big mama

Mother: okay im going to leave you at Grandma house
Child: see you next week mommy

Man:Hey young lady is that your son
Woman carying a 2 year old: no this my grandbaby

by Akaya December 28, 2005