funnel

A metaphor for how a sales organizations churns through leads.

initial lead -> cold call -> qualified lead -> money deal

At each step, more potential customers get weeded out. Hence, the funnel.

There will be no sales to close if we never feed the funnel.

by vanilla g-lotto December 20, 2004

British Funnel Cake

When one defecates through a strainer onto someone else creating a funnel cake pattern on that person.

Dick and Jane were pretty close, but her stomach hurt. So, a British Funnel Cake was the best answer.

by PopUp5 May 26, 2008

Funner

more fun or I win you lose.

To pee is so much funner than to poop.

by Jacob Berman October 25, 2004

Funner

adj., provides a higher level of satisfaction than something else.

Yee, winning is funner than losing!

by mss3963 December 6, 2009

funner

more fun than just fun.

what would be funner to do today, eat or sleep?

by surpderpda August 1, 2011

Funnelcaking

To perform oral sex on a woman while eating a funnel cake out of her.

Was an inside joke in the old Yahoo Chat Pro Wrestling room. Became defictionalized by many frequent chatters.

I just got done funnelcaking Kate. She loves her some funnelcaking.

by Ollie Churpuzzi August 28, 2016

spunk funnel

the anal cavity or arse

i had a good shag last night shelet me blow my spuds up he/his spunk funnel.

by shaftshagnasty August 6, 2008