viking funeral

when you take a shit in someone's mouth then break their jaw.

"last night I gave my ex a viking funeral!"

by jay bizzle July 29, 2006

viking funeral

An overblown, overpriced funeral for a public figure -- such as a musician, politician, actor, or athlete -- that is vastly disproportionate to how much attention s/he needed to receive.

Peter: "Hey, did you see Paris speaking at the Michael Jackson funeral?"

Stewart: "How could I not? That viking funeral was on every blasted channel!"

by Yet Another Josh Cohen July 14, 2009

funderful

Funderful - the relationship I have with my Second Life sweetheart. It's a combination of Fun and Wonderful, and has reached the level of being sublime.

A night of complete abandonment with my sweetheart composed of great music, dancing, and complete sexual satisfaction can only be described as Funderful.

by SynergyW January 3, 2008

Thatchers Funeral

Slang for £10million or a large amount of GBP/Money.

Stoke have offered a Thatchers funeral for Grant Holt

by DareTheDev April 17, 2013

Viking Funeral

When you're smoking a cigarette while taking a dump, and you lift up your junk and toss the butt into the bowl, and it lands on top of your turd and keeps burning. The only solution to this tragic epic is to give the fallen warrior an expedited trip to Valhalla through the boiling kettle of Hymer, i.e., a courtesy flush.

I was smoking in the john this morning, and I got a Viking funeral. I had to give it a quick flush before it totally stunk up the place.

by OldOllie July 21, 2016

fundies

A Fundie is a term used to describe the Five hundred dollar bills in monopoly. This is a play on Hundies, five hundies is a fundie.

I'm dropping a couple fundies on my monopoly.

by Sly O.D. November 28, 2006

funderwear

for women: if your heehee has lost its sense of humor, funderwear has you laughing all over the place.

for men: if your dingaling has lost its ringading, funderwear has you chiming for hours and hours

if it wasn't for funderwear then i'd be wearing underwear. and who wants that?

by Badoink A Doink August 7, 2008