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Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick

Exclamation of surprise or shock as a result of nothign short of a miracle.
Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick! How did you get pregnant without having sex?!
by scalz July 10, 2006
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fucking

the most versatile of versatile words in the English language. Can be incorporated into about any sentence at least once
Can you get some fucking milk from the fucking store, you fucking bitch?

This is the nastiest fucking pizza I've ever fucking eaten.

This fucking homework can go suck a fucking cock.

Do I need to say any fucking more?
by Annored April 9, 2015
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fucking cunt

A person who is a cunt to the level of fucking. One level higher than cunt, one level lower than motherfucking cunt, and two levels below thundercunt.
My ex is such a fucking cunt. She told everyone I pissed my pants during the party last night.
by Dubiks January 7, 2019
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fucking around

something one does in his/her notice period after resigning from current job, basically nothing.
He's in notice period, so he's just fucking around.. we should release him as soon as possible.
by onlinejerk February 19, 2015
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Fucking Ada

"Fucking Ada" a cockney expression used when in disbelief or as a substitute to something like "ahh shit"
*drops something* "ah fucking ada" "Yeah he's in hospital" "fucking ada
by hell0umi February 20, 2019
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Jesus Fucking Christ on the Cross

Perhaps the most offensive, non-racial phrase. It can be used as an exclamation when one is under stress. The phrase is synonymous with "Jesus Christ."
by lemonlime69 November 6, 2014
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donkey fucking

when a guy is fucking girl from behind (ass or pussy) and she is making God awful sounds like a donkey. i.e. hee haw, hee haw. - when a girl i getting worn out from back side and she starts braying like a damn donkey.
i have the worst headache, i had to listen to my room mate and his whore do some donkey fucking last night for 2 hours.
by fuckthathotass69 January 30, 2017
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