It's funny because it's poisonous!

When your tripping real shrooms and some guy you dont like is tripping the bad kind of shrooms.

I hope your not laughing because this is my 1st time tripping shrooms.
No bitch it's funny because its poisonous.

by Matt Fox February 28, 2005

funky fresh dress to impress

Supa Fly and dressed to bring in them haters.

Are you ready to hit tha club?
You lookin funky fresh dress to impress!

by yvette the o.g! November 11, 2006

Funny People

Great film chronicling the trials and tribulations of an ailing comedian and his recently taken-in protege'. Hilarious and genuine, with comedy almost every five minutes. Written and directed by Judd Apatow. Starring(but not limited to): Adam Sandler, Seth Rogan, Jonah Hill, Aziz Anasari, Aubrey Plaza, RZA, and many more.

Funny Quotes:

* Funny People Scene:Seth Rogan-to-James Taylor-after-a-concert: "Do you ever get tired of singing the same songs?"
*James Taylor-to-Seth-Rogan: " You ever get tired of talking about your dick all the time?"

"Fuck Facebook!"

by GOTspence? August 5, 2009

She's gonna be walking funny in the morning

When a girl gets screwed so hard that in the morning after she can not walk properly and has to waddle about like an idiot

man i fucked her so hard she's gonna be walking funny in the morning

by Pedro the all mighty January 11, 2011

that's not funny

instant mood killer + awkwardness

Joe: Hey, did you see that cheerleader who suffered from the side effects of the H1N1 vaccine? She was jerking all over the place, I couldn't stop laughing when I saw the video haha

Dave: That's not funny.

Joe: ...

Bill: soo, anyone want another beer...? I'm gonna... go get some beer.

by TheGreatDekuTree February 9, 2010

a funny

1) To make a joke or say something that is indeed funny.

2) To take the piss if someone says something funny when they usually don't

"Wow, Bob just made a funny."

"Oohh Bob. You made a funny. Well done. *Sarcastically dies*"

by jim_zombie_27 November 9, 2004

funky pickle

When a guy forgets to clean his wiener for a few days and it gets a little ripe.

Hey Charlene! That guy you hooked me up with last night - um, yeah...I went to give him a blow job and he had the really raunchy funky pickle"

by Pollup December 25, 2007