localization files

The useless shit that Valve pumps out for TF2 (present day)

"oh! new TF2 update! aw shit, MORE localization files"

by mogguz June 2, 2021

happyness dude those fries are mine

These are my fries (said at a restaruant)

When someone asks you who's fries those are at mcdonalds
the correct response is "Happyness dude those fries are mine"

by Faith E October 3, 2007

freedom fries

A name that George W. Bush has now braced apon French fries. This is incredibly stupid once you think about it because French fries don't even come from France, they were invented in Belgium or The Netherlands.

Calling French fries Freedom fries is stupid!

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

ass fries

Ass fries are when you have such bad diarrhea that your shit come out yellow & shaped like fries. Top it with a little blood & you got yourself some ketchup & fries!

Dude, I was shitting ass fries this morning. It hurt badddd.

by weedless bitches January 27, 2009

X-files

When you are out on a date with someone.
Everything is fine then the discussion suddenly turns and your starts airing all the laundry of all their previous ex's because they are not quite over her last long string of ex's.

By the end of the date your are feeling like yup I am better being single...

The date: Yeah my last boyfriend/girlfriend did that and yeah you look like you are like all the rest.

me: Look I am out on a date I don't need to hear about your string of x-files...

by Maple Backwoods February 13, 2013

play-do butt fries

the effect of not wipeing properly resulting in the glueing of butt hairs across one's anus, causing the next bowel movement to be sliced into play-do-fun factory french fries.

"Hey Nick why were you in the bathroom so long?"

"I was cleaning out my fun-factory"

"ohh so you have play-do butt fries"

by dahole May 19, 2009

Frilesintripoq

To jerk off to Matthew White

Guy 1: Hey you busy later?

Guy 2: Yeah Ima Frilesintripoq tonight so I cant hang out!

by DudeLeeyan June 4, 2021