Reaching

The act of doing absolutely nothing but playing Halo Reach. Usually one "Reaches" instead of doing more important things like schoolwork or important dates.

Burnie: "Hey Geoff, did you finish that render i asked you to do a few weeks ago?"

Geoff: "Sorry, but i've been reaching every night."

Burnie: "Amen to that. I missed my kid's fourth grade play because of my reaching."

by SecretJustin October 7, 2010

Freakling

freakling-
when you try to type freaking and you miss spell it soo you look like an idiot.

(first txt) dude i got so scared when the cops pulled me over i was freakling out..

(second txt) my bad bro i accidently typed freakling and i meant freaking..

by 1BAMF! March 10, 2011

zombie felching

When a person ejaculates into their partners anus, proceeds to suck it out with a straw, spits it into a random persons face and shouts "zombie felching!"

I've got a surprise "Zombie Felching!"

by Trobert651 November 21, 2014

Bob felching

The art of sucking cum out of an asshole by an individual named Bob

Hey is that Bob felching?

by Fob belton May 4, 2018

Fracking

When you are having sex with someone and you pee in them.

(dictated not read)

"Dude, I was power drilling this goldilocks, and I was Fracking all sorts of nasty, all up in that business."

by DP Petroleum October 12, 2013

Fletching

When your a basic bitch and you edit all your photos with angles, lighting, and filters to seem like your body is attractive when your actually butt ass ugly.

Jordan: Bro, this chick looks hot in her pics.

Caleb: she’s probably fletching bro

by Betta fett February 8, 2018

Freaking Anthology

The name of the huge Norton's Anthology book that eveyone hates carrying around.

Ugh.. I have to carry my Freaking Anthology to my next class.

by wheresmikey November 22, 2007