flex a grumpy

To take a shit outdoors

That burrito is kicking in. I'm fit to flex a grumpy.

by agroman2012 October 11, 2011

hacienda flex

You already know what’s next

It’s the hacienda flex

-when you flex real big on that hacienda

-so much

“You see that hacienda flex??? Ohhhh shit! You know what’s next!!!l

by Onion Federal February 5, 2023

Flex jr

Altough flex is 5.09 he is a fat fuck that only eats chocolate. His father is the sexiest man you will ever meet and is a fine piece of meat. Flex only like men (eoin). Women go after him to get with his father.

Eoin is my only man defines Flex jr

by Rians father 035 April 12, 2023

Not to over-flex

(original: Nepřeflexit)
verb
1. careless activity; do not exceed the literary maximual limit of Flex
2. the eleventh commandment; "You will not over-flex in front of the fellas, since the God of flex would punish you."

Guy1: "Dude, that was just so easy. First try bro, i don't know what was supposed to be the challenge here.
Guy2: "Be careful not to over-flex tho...
Guy1: *Fucks up in a spectacular way*

by PR05TEJA November 30, 2020

Pc flex

We all know one guy that is sick flexing w his pc and set up. He is most probably Filip or Max. Besides they flex they are crying everyday and thinking to kill their selves.

Filip: eyo look at my pc just got new motherboard.
Everyone: just shut the fuck up when will u stop pc flex on us!

by BabaroG January 25, 2021

flexing on anorexics

when you’re taking a shit (because anorexics don’t eat they can’t shit)

man 1: “aye bro call me real quick”

man 2: “for sure dawg hold on i’m flexing on anorexics”

by yalikebawlls May 5, 2021

Future Flex

The act of a business or corporate entity imposing unnecessary, potentially complicating changes to reliable office equipment or devices for the sake of impressing clientele.

"Management replaced our equipment with fancy new things that malfunction half of the time."

"It's a future flex nobody wanted."

by Fcking_Chuck May 20, 2022