Flapjack booty

A debilitating disease where the suffer is endowed with a non-spherical, flat shape of booty. Named such due to the striking resemblance to a side-by-side pair of pancakes. Flapjack ass can be cured with regular visits to your local gym, where it's possible to perform enough squats to fashion a round, bouncy booty capable of correctly filling out a pair of jeans. Flapjack ass is most common amongst male members of the Caucasian race, but there is no solid scientific evidence to conclude it doesn't affect the other races as well. Occasionally present in females, but is much more common in males. When flapjack ass is discovered on a woman, it's often so rare that your local newspaper may give a cash prize to the lucky photographer who can capture one on camera.

"Lo, look at that face! Alas, it seems he suffers from Flapjack booty! He does not appear to be a suitable mate. How unfortunate."

by jkejke February 9, 2014

Flanty

To be absolutely fucked up from alcohol and/or drugs

I can't wait to get pure flanty

by OriginalGoujon March 27, 2017

Flathead Craig

Someone who was and is hated by everyone including his own mother who refused to pick him up as a baby resulting in a flat back part of his head.

That guy acts like such a Flathead Craig, no wonder his wife left. He would need to improve himself to even be a choad

by 4Marley11 November 4, 2017

Flashbanged

Getting unexpectedly blinded by something bright such as a flashlight

I just got Flashbanged by that lamp, becareful

by JurassicEels May 20, 2018

flaklypa

the most unbalanced geometry dash level in the entire existence of the game

flaklypa wave is bad like orange man

by grenadeoftacos March 26, 2020

Flat Asian Butt Syndrome

Flat Asian Butt Syndrome (FABS), also known as Asian Booty Disease, is a benign medical condition that develops in over 95% of both males and females of Asian descent. The condition affects the entire gluteal region and is irreversible but not life-threatening. Symptoms include lack of volume and abnormal flatness. Typical complications are not being able to participate in popular dances such as twerking and not being able to fill out pants.

Sara: "I want to learn how to twerk."

Thomas: "With your pronounced case of Flat Asian Butt Syndrome, I think it would be a waste of time."

by Moroccanite June 23, 2023

Six Flagged

v. To completely rip off consumers through massively inflated prices for food and drinks. Commonly used in the past tense.

I don't mind paying two bucks for a bottle of water at Disney because I don't feel like I'm being six flagged.

by Roller Coaster Junkie January 15, 2009