Erroneous statement indicating a misconception borne of ignorance or naivety. Synonymous with "fallacy" (though must be stated) and derived in part from the adjective "fecal." In the cherished tradition of equating unlikely notions with fecal matter and/or the act of defecation.
"Fecalities we're abundant in today's session of parliament, the most heinous fecality coming from the Prime Minister."
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When you sit down to shit and your crap comes out faster than you can control, and you spray poop all over like a fine mist.
When you sit down to shit and your crap comes out faster than you can control, and you spray poop all over like a fine mist.
Dan's world seemed to be one big Fecal blizzard.
I drank a fifth of gin, and ate at Taco Bell today. Tonight the forecast calls for one huge Fecal blizzard.
I drank a fifth of gin, and ate at Taco Bell today. Tonight the forecast calls for one huge Fecal blizzard.
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by B. C. January 22, 2008
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fecal- n. of, pertaining to, or being feces.
particulate- –adj. of, pertaining to, or composed of distinct particles.
1. Fecalites are the toxic, sometimes meaty, and offensive ( or phunny ) particles that make up vaporous nocturnal emissions ( Farts ). Fecalites combined with methane are flammable and can be ignited , leaving only the beautiful sound.
fecal- n. of, pertaining to, or being feces.
particulate- –adj. of, pertaining to, or composed of distinct particles.
1. Fecalites are the toxic, sometimes meaty, and offensive ( or phunny ) particles that make up vaporous nocturnal emissions ( Farts ). Fecalites combined with methane are flammable and can be ignited , leaving only the beautiful sound.
After medical school Mike ( becoming aware of the small and infinite contained in human gases) would cover his drinking glass if someone farted in the room. Breathing fecalites was OK but he didn't want to drink them.
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I feel so sorry for Johnny. He has fecalisis, and he smells like elephant jizz.
I know he loves me, but I can't stand his fecalisis. The smell of the inside of a butthole is too overwhelming.
This fecalisis cream does nothing for Jimmy's fecalisis. The whole house still smells like sweaty shlumsack!
I know he loves me, but I can't stand his fecalisis. The smell of the inside of a butthole is too overwhelming.
This fecalisis cream does nothing for Jimmy's fecalisis. The whole house still smells like sweaty shlumsack!
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you are fling nonstop from detroit to la and the bathroom is out of order and you have to take a dump although you will be able to shit later your fecalibrim will be out of sinc for the next couple of shits
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