Håkkis Båkkis Fåkkis

name of a guy who diddles on a night out

håkkis båkkis fåkkis is diddling with a man.

by nordhus January 20, 2025

fatkingrat

this 'thing' is a 'friend' i had in school once, he is fat, smelly, and a disease to humanity!
dont worry though, i just blanked him one time for the rest of my life and we havent spoken since. i occasionally see him in town with his parents (which are his only friends)

hay u remember fatkingrat???
oh yeah....he smelt
yeah, i hope hes dead

by McGeagh June 8, 2004

FaYKi

FaYKi - as in 'Fit and You Know it'. Refers to a song by The Streets, acknowledging how attractive a person is, but they also know it.

I saw a hot guy in the pub last night. We exchanged admiring glances, but he was a FaYKi, so I didn't take it any further.

by BS100 October 9, 2007

fukkit top

an instrument used for smoking marijuana,
the head of the pipe, bong, water fall.

pass me the fukkit top

by marc henderson October 8, 2008

fakirred

to become heavy intoxicated and losing the majority of your coordination

originated from Fakir Brown. 3rd string defensive back for the St. Louis Rams. lacks cooridination

yo dog, were totally getting fakirred tonight

by dick in ass January 15, 2009

fakeittis

a disease thats spreading rapidly especially in girls. When people talk about you behing your back constantly, and then the next day smile up in your face, its very contagious and can be easily spread by fake people

Like when your friend of 2 years hanging out with you laughing talking about other girls you guyz dont like then you see and hear her talking bout you with the girl y'all were talking bout yesterday. Now you know that girl got that fakeittis diease

by TweetyBird293 March 26, 2009

Fakain

A sly odd way of saying fucking

I like that fakain piece of ass.

by Matt Ducatt December 30, 2008