Failsafe

When you can’t maintain erection due to a condom

It was ABOUT to happen but everything went failsafe when she made me jimmy up

by Baldy Solo October 12, 2018

False Alarm

While sexing a woman doggy style, you spit on her back and tell her you came, and when she turns around you bust a nut in her face.

I pulled a false alarm on this bitch and she's blind to this day!

by K-Pop April 30, 2007

false start

When you walk out to your car in the morning only to realize that your keys are in the upstairs bathroom, so you have to go back.

Why were you late to work this morning? I had a false start.

by srta_martin December 15, 2008

Failsauce

Noun: A pool without the swimmers. What every 20-year-old male wishes they had, what every 30-year-old male has nightmares about.

After my vasectomy I quit buying rubbers. I'm packin' failsauce.

by Brent Cartier January 4, 2008

failed orgasm

A failed orgasm is an orgasm a guy has when he's being jacked off by his cadet roomie and about to cum, and his buddy thumps his nuts and the cum just dribbles out of his dick.

Ahh shit! BJ was jacking me off, and then he gave me a failed orgasm!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

False Hope

A man who claims to be Bob Hope, but isn't.

-Harry Potter:"Hello, I'm Bob Hope".
-Go away, Potter, you're just a false Hope.

by Kelerab June 3, 2011

false dat

1. opposite of "true dat"
2. incorrect, blatantly wrong
3. a phrase used to express strong feelings of disagreement

"false dat, there's no contamination in that groundwater!"

by Cokey April 12, 2005