2 definitions by Brent Cartier

Failsauce

Noun: A pool without the swimmers. What every 20-year-old male wishes they had, what every 30-year-old male has nightmares about.

After my vasectomy I quit buying rubbers. I'm packin' failsauce.

by Brent Cartier December 10, 2007

Slut-dust

Slang, glitter girls put on their chest before going out to a bar, club, or dance. Very common at high school proms.

That chick is wearing way too much slut-dust.

by Brent Cartier January 10, 2008