Davidoff False Cobra

When a male snakes his mates because he's a paigon. He invites his bird to drinks before a party in which he was usually meant to attend with his closest mates. He is a snake. cunt.

Dave: Im taking amy for drinks before the party

Boys: cunt you snake

Dave: don't worry ill be there at 10

Boys: but you're a cunt

*dave still is not there at 11pm*

Boys: dave is a snake and a cunt

Dave: i was ill

Boys: cunt

Amy: i have hand cramp from tossing dave off so much

Dave: i am such a davidoff false cobra I'm such a smokey wanker

by iamasnake January 25, 2014

false-er

someone who frequently tells lies

taixa is a false-er, she is so dishonest.

I am not a false-er, my nickname is honest abe

by isandkay October 15, 2007

False Flaggot

A person who believes that the military (or a similar entity) commits acts in which they sacrifice their own men or civilians and puts the blame on some other party while in actuality both sides work together in staging the incident and there are no real casualties.

That truther guy is a false flaggot, he can't see the staged event for what it is – a hoax in which nobody cried and nobody died.

by TLWS June 30, 2025

False call

An announcement given about something that fails to happen.

She thought she was on her period but it was a false call.

by Aznative August 19, 2021

false awakening

When you wake up but instead of actually being awake, it’s just a dream. They sometimes happen over and over again.

I had like seventy false awakenings last night, it was crazy!

by mindblowingemoji May 3, 2023

false call

An announcement given about something that fails to happen.

She thought she was on her period but it was a false call.

by Aznative August 19, 2021

False move

An unwise or dangerous action.

Lil Uzi: Smoke that boy like a cigarette if that boy tryna make a false move

by Buttlover68 November 23, 2021