night train express

Shit wine that burns your throat with the flames of hell for around $2.00 a bottle.

"Hey what the hell did I just drink?"
"Night train express"
"I thought this was supposed to be bleach!"
"Either way your going to hell"
"AWWWWWW HOLY SHIT MY THROAT!!!"
BURN... Burn...

by jim0bhab November 24, 2013

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manually express semen

To masturbate to completion. Jacking off to orgasm.

I went to donate some sperm and she handed me a cup and said "Please manually express semen into this cup.' I was like, "Speak English lady."
"Go jack your dick and come into this cup," she said.

by keifermail July 12, 2009

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Post-fartum expression

The sigh of relieve and that silly smile a person has after letting out that gas that has been held in for so long.

Slightly changed term from 'Testees' Ssn1 when Peter lets out a huge fart that he thought was a baby and Ron tells him he's got post-fartum depression. Post-fartum expression is easier to relate to.

by Taidi January 16, 2010

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shoe leather express

A sarcastic term meaning "to walk"

Man, I had to take the shoe leather express!

by Nebbishxx July 11, 2008

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Bad Decision Express

Riding the Bad Decision Express, or B.D.E. as it is sometimes called, involves making any sort of inappropriate, lewd, or generally abysmal decision that results in a temporary to prolonged state of personal unhappiness followed by an increase in one's friends' amusement.

Nathan rode the Bad Decision Express last night all the way to Strugglesville- he got drunk, had sex with an ugly chick, and then threw up on himself while trying to sneak out. Utterly hilarious!

by Noah Plakun March 26, 2008

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