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no empty hole

When a man/woman is being fucked in every hole.
Made famous on PornHub, and that fucking disgusting but orgasmic scene in Spartacus.
Random Porn producer “Our channels losing views, what do we do?”
Ron Jeremy “Get that mail order Russian whore and leave no empty hole”
by IFuckedYourMum,SheShatOnMyHand January 17, 2018
mugGet the no empty holemug.

contract emptiness

that feeling you get after you finish the campaign of your contracts in a Mutliplayer game. This feeling often leads you to not want to play the game despite the fun you know you could be having.
Hay man I'm feeling contract emptiness. Could we not play TF2 today.
by Speck Speck February 7, 2018
mugGet the contract emptinessmug.

Emptiness

Does emptiness exist?
by pleaseenjoyF8 February 5, 2022
mugGet the Emptinessmug.

Empty shootin'

When your stupid and can't speak right because you have no common sense.
This guy was empty shootin' all night and made me angy as hell.
by 007littlebear August 12, 2022
mugGet the Empty shootin'mug.

empty carrots-bag on a stick

Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.
The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???
by QuacksO December 8, 2018
mugGet the empty carrots-bag on a stickmug.

Empty Net

The end result of taking a dump. What happens after you Pull The Goalie. When you no longer have any fecal matter in your bowels.
Bro, that was a healthy shit, I feel ten pounds lighter. Now I got an Empty Net.
by carguy311 July 29, 2018
mugGet the Empty Netmug.

Empty

Empty is telling someone you just had sex with (penetrative or not) that you cant cum or squirt anymore
Boyfriend: fuck baby stop sucking I’m empty

Girlfriend: babe please no more I’m empty
by Yenia August 31, 2021
mugGet the Emptymug.

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