perfume emergency

A female date who excuses herself to go to the ladies room because of a "perfume emergency" but never returns.

She had a date with Richard, excused herself to go to the bathroom because she needed to put on more perfume (perfume emergency), but she never came back to the table, leaving Richard wondering what happened to her.

by Bagitbabe October 9, 2008

emergency food

Emergency food is a substitute meal when you don't have the time, energy or actual materials from which to make a real meal. It will usually consist of canned goods but can be anything that will last and is easy to take from shelf to plate. Will sometimes be reduced to unusually large snacks such as Pringles.

"Can I have some?"
"No, that's my dinner."
"Pringles is not dinner."
"It's emergency food."

"I don't feel like cooking today. I'm going to bring out some emergency food."

"The fridge is empty! Tell me you have some emergency food!"

by Sabre Runner March 3, 2010

Emeral

When a bitch is beatin a guy off and right before he blows it, he pushes her away, cums in his hand and throws it in her face. BAM!

" i gave some random bitch the emeral last night at a party"

by dave buchanan October 17, 2006

Emerald

1)An awesome little town where it is quite acceptable to crack open a warm VB the morning after a hard night drinking and wear flannies and footy shorts.

2)The green place with lots of trees and the steam train.

3) A town containing 3 pizza shops including Hilbilly Pizza. 3 fish and chip shops including the fish and chippery and alot of drug dealers.

Billy- Dude nice flanno!! where'd you get it??

Bobby- IGA in Emerald for 6 bucks!!

Billy- oh man it even smells like weed and VB!

by catwoman18 October 18, 2008

emerald nuts

What hangs between the legs of the Lucky Charms leprechaun.

Wow, that leprechaun has huge emerald nuts!

by Gino September 28, 2004

Emergency Medical Technician

Also know as EMT there are three levels, EMT 1, 2 and 3 level 3 is also know as paramedic, EMT's can also be firefighters. EMT

"When she fell the Emergency Medical Technician came to save her."

by Jade_baby August 8, 2006

emergent

A thing, task, change or problem that needs to be completed quickly due to a decission makers saying so, and typcially not based on any real need or requirement.

Used when someone is taking a poop on a situation. Emerge= to move out from, '+' NOW.

I just had a Huge Emergent Situation occur, had to use an entire roll of toilet paper to complete it.

by spodie February 28, 2011