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Elizabeth from Knoxville 

A female so utterly convinced of the correctness of her position, even when that position includes violating federal law, that she is completely dumbfounded when she encounters resistance to her conduct.
Elizabeth: "I got maced! I got like a foot inside and they PUSHED ME OUT and THEY MACED ME!"

Reporter: "What's your name, where are you from?"
Elizabeth: "I'm Elizabeth from Knoxville, Tennessee."
Reporter: "Why did you want to go in?"
Elizabeth: "We're stormin' the Capitol! It's a revolution, and they MACED me!"

Store Attendant: "Ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you to put on a face mask to come into the store."
Elizabeth: "HOW DARE YOU! I HAVE CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS TO NOT WEAR A MASK!"
Store Attendant: "You wouldn't happen to be Elizabeth from Knoxville, would you?"
Elizabeth from Knoxville by jbhorn January 10, 2021
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Elizabeth Seong 

A word used for the pretty girl that can be pretty damn confusing.

1) If you see this right now, know that I love you.

2) If you still see this, know that I didn’t mean it as a friend.

3) If you’re still reading, know that you’re a fucking idiot for not realizing earlier-

But fr tho so many boys catch on to my crushes on them, but it’s been over a year since I started hinting to you. I FREAKING LIKE YOU. Okie?

P.S. pls do not think bad of me, just because it may seem that I got a crush on the first person I talked to. I’ve never been this sure about anything before, nothing compared to the clarity I have gotten from admitting my feelings for you.
Elizabeth Seong is so nice to me, I wish I could date her.

The shy girl seems nice, but she’s dirty-minded. That’s Elizabeth Seong for ya.

I feel bad for crushing on her but I can’t help it; she’s not dumb, but she’ll never know what I mean.

elizabeth berkley 

An actress, best known for being on the TV show Saved by the Bell and the 1995 movie Showgirls. The latter gained her a win for Worst Actress of 1995, despite, in my opinion, the writing being its biggest flaw.
Poor Elizabeth Berkley. Got a crappy script and now her career is ruined. It's not her fault the dialogue is crap.

Elizabeth Midford 

Elizabeth Midford is a character from the anime Black Butler, She is the fiancee of Ciel Phantomhive. Elizabeth is portrayed as a very kind and energetic character. She is very loyal, seen in many episodes. Including Book of Atlantic. Elizabeth has the impression that Ciel Phantomhive is scared of strong women, so she tries to be cute for Ciel. Elizabeth Midford loves cute things, clearly.
Person A: I love Elizabeth Midford!
Person B: I do as well! Shes very sweet.

Elizabeth Hurley 

Elizabeth Hurley is a slutty U.K actress that got more publicity for Hugh Grant's screwing around with a black transvestite named Devine Brown than what she ever got in her whole entire life.

Elizabeth Hurley. Please see slut, white trash, gold digger, tramp, Scarlet O'Hara, pussy pinch, portable casting couch, casting couch, sling fuck, cock worshipper, Cock-Death, Vampirism, strawberry-Sundae, super slut, anal slut, cum slut, piss slut, down syndrome slut and cum tart.
Elizabeth Hurley said, "I thought I was Passenger 69, not 59?"
Elizabeth Hurley by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

elizabeth's dick

the biggest shlong known to mankind. absolutely huge and will peg you
Carl: Hey Dave! Did you hear about elizabeth's dick?
Dave: Yeah I didn't just hear about it I felt it...
*Dave limps away*
elizabeth's dick by tomatosauce3 December 3, 2020

Elizabeth Chen 

This girl is very bright, often sleepy without her red bull and coffee. Elizabeth Chen's love goldfish snacks more than words can express and love to pig out on them and pizza pockets and tostitos and salsa and of course mini eggs and ice tea!!
My friends are total Elizabeth Chen's, i gotta stock up for our sleepover tonight!
Elizabeth Chen by H__Pop June 1, 2010