Detited

detited
/ˈdēˌtīdəd/ verb (medical-ish, tragicomic)

1. The brutal and often accidental act of losing a tit — via surgery, street fight, velociraptor, or freak blender incident. Usually followed by a stunned silence, a GoFundMe, and an uncomfortable explanation.

“She went bungee jumping in a knock-off bra and came back detited. Gravity shows no mercy.”

by Nippleless May 23, 2025

Duties

Shitting out your uppity Jew lies and stealing other people's shit upto and including rights in the name of your kids.

Hym "Nah, I am not doing any duties until I get the credit I deserve and my fucking grievance is remediated and I CAN PROVE you are not protecting your kids by doing this and I can do it today. So, fuck your kids. You're delusional about being the fucking duty-man. The threat to you kids isn't greater than the threat this poses to me and their lives aren't more important than mine."

by Hym Iam September 4, 2025

Ass Duritos

Male term for anally contracted HPV

"i now have to take medication for my Ass Duritos"

"Beware Ass Duritos, always use a condom"

by Signal December 9, 2012

ben dutton

Ben dutton is an incredibly awesome person that has the best sense of humour and can make anyone laugh

Did you hear his joke? He is a right ben dutton

by Ohhmagawwd December 20, 2016

Daddy Dutt

A person that can takes any mans girl from them,has good tongue game,good at basketball,a stud,and loyal

I am Daddy Dutt

by Daddy Dutt April 10, 2017

worm dütt

Smol penis. Worm-like in girth.

Omg.. he totally had worm dütt. The condom kept slipping off.

by Tinkerbell2342 July 10, 2017

paul dumitrescu

a unit of measurement for awesomeness. 1 paul dumitrescu = the entirety of awesomeness in the universe. subdivision can and will reach, as you probably assume, an infinity of decimals.

man, that guy was really paul dumitrescu. he kicked ass!

by dirtydisches August 31, 2017