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Beijing Drift

Dropping a load onto the stomach and it rolls down before she can get up..
When you drop a load on the stomach of a woman and it rolls down, then before she can get up, baammmm, 9 months later you have a newborn.. and that my friend is what you call a Beijing Drift..
by The pimple popper March 25, 2023
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Maternal Drift

The gradual or ongoing detachment from the emotional or behavioral responsibilities of motherhood, often seen in young mothers who had children during their teenage years and never fully transitioned into a maternal role.
Can involve a lifestyle that mirrors someone in their twenties, with parenting taking a backseat.
“She had her son at 16, but it’s like she never grew into being a mom—still out every weekend. Classic case of maternal drift.”
“Maternal drift hit hard after she realized she missed out on her youth and tried to reclaim it.”
“Don’t confuse maternal drift with bad parenting—it’s deeper, like being emotionally stuck between two lives.”

Maternal Drift
by PosthumouslyObscure June 2, 2025
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Reality Drift

The subtle feeling that the world around you is slightly fake, off, or slipping out of sync. A cultural vertigo caused by algorithms, endless feeds, and manufactured experiences that blur the line between what’s authentic and what’s engineered.
Scrolling through TikTok at 2 a.m. and realizing every trend feels staged gave me major reality drift.
by GuyWhoWritesDefinitions September 2, 2025
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Drifting

Drifting is a way to make your car slide on the highway or road or freeway and hit corners and turns without having to slow down especially famous for using when advance street racing difficulty.
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Drifting

The thing everyone's joycon likes to do. It could happen for a multitude of reasons.
Billy: Hey Jim, what's wrong with your joycon?
Jim: Damn it it must be drifting.
Billy: Just blow into it maybe it will tone it down a bit.
by LegalMeme September 10, 2019
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Longshore Drift

The act of mishearing someone and then exclaiming what you thought they said in a confused manner
Person 1: “Bro hop on Lethal Company
Person 2: “Okay”
Person 3: “Geese company??”
Person 2: “Ha you just LongShore Drifted”
by tattlecrime December 15, 2024
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.9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9.
.9.I Am Going To Draw The Line When She Wants To Be With Me, I Will Drift Around Her Curves And Sip That Hennessy, She Is Going To Do The Thing I Like And Leave It All On Me, I Will Do The Thing I Like And Leave It Out For Free.9.
by Adujasty343 August 27, 2025
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