Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit

A flaming shit that spews out of your asshole after consumption of a particularly spicy or Asian meal, which literally chars the rim of your asshole.

Nick: "How you feelin' Houston?"

Houston: "Terrible, I have 3rd degree burns from that 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit' that I took this morning!"

Nick: "Fuck dude, I hope you feel better, I hate 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shits'." I had to get asshole replacement surgery last month after one of those.. Fuck China Dynasty!"

by H Fowler July 29, 2012

Ice dragon rocket rider

Essentially you pump around three litres of ice dragon cider into your nasty girlfriend's arse which you then plug using your member, hanging onto her hair (preferablly pig tails) you shake that bitch up like a fizzy drink then ride her half way down the stairs. At this point pull out and let the ice dragon propell you both towards the bottom of the staircase. Pull hard on her hair and try to face plant that tramp against the door. If successful, teeth marks will be evident along with her bloodstained face.

"I rocket rode that fat potato faced caroline so hard her teeth got stuck in the door"
"I'm a motherfucking ice dragon rocket rider!"

by walker brian February 19, 2008

dragenwagen

noun. A habitually complaining or irritable person. synonyms: sourpuss, bellyacher, grouser, griper, crank

I am such a dragenwagen when I don't get enough sleep or sex.

by PAbck November 7, 2006

Dragon Faced

To be extremely drunk, shit-faced, intoxicated, crunk, sloshed, hammered, tippsy, or alcoholized.

When you are so out of it because of alcohol that your cheeks turn red, vision is blurry, and you think you are so tough you can spit fire!

I was so Dragon Faced last night that if fought Chuck Norris for some fat chick.

by WVU48 September 19, 2012

Dragon horsie

A phrase that Bernard Brysha refers to games that students play in his class

John (playing a game of Tetris)- Brysha says "Get off Dragon horsie!!"

by MrPenisMan22 August 24, 2017

cholo dragon

while in water dunking someones head to the very bottom until they die, or come very close to it.

"I heard she died in the water, do you know what happened?"

"I heard Carlos cholo dragoned her to death."

by jon clodfelter January 27, 2009

Dirty dragonball-z

The 'dirty dragonball-z' is when you, right before cumming, yell out

1. "This isn't even my final form"
Proceeding to yell at the top of your lungs, trying to achieve a higher power level.
2. "EART GIVE ME YOUR STRENGTH"
Slam, as hard as you can, your finger (or more, depending on looseness) up your ass, and smear whatever 'energy' comes out, on your dragonballs.
2. cum in her, and force her around
3. teabag her (of course trying to aim for the upperlip for the sake of the origins definition.

ill give you an example of the dirty dragonball-z at my place

by SorentoSorento January 15, 2013