double geezer

Pronounced "double-jeezer": when your girl joins you in the bathtub, wraps her legs around you, presses her anus against yours and farts into it.

My girl just gave me a double geezer! Turned the bathtub into a huge fart bong. I can still feel that shit!

by glenzo January 1, 2017

Double Dosekeet

Pronounced: "Duh-bell Dose-ski"

Definition: When someone outplays you, leaving you convincingly discombobulated, and mildly upset.

Man, your fucking boy gave me the double dosekeet! Absolutely mangled me, oh my god, I'm rattled.

by AllThatJazzo December 2, 2013

double indemnity

the ONE movie you want to be buried with.

nev: hey rob, what's your double indemnity?
rob: hmmm - tough one - i think ozu's 1953 "tokyo story"

by nebiru100 December 28, 2011

Double Dack

To pull down both the pants and underpants of a victim when dacking them, resulting in maximum embarrassment, or pride, depending on the victim.

He would never recover from the double dacking, but he was still certain it was Cindy seeing it happen that got him laid.

by pr0nstar October 27, 2008

Double C

A hood way of saying Chanel.

"Double C your purses, you deserve it" ~ A Boogie wit da Hoodie on the track 'Swervin'

by Pestochkolera February 25, 2019

double hulix

A couple that spends all their time intertwined and cuddling while watching Hulu or Netflix.

Matt and Rachel and such a double hulix, neither one was left the bed since they started watching "Party Down."

by sotruesotrue April 22, 2011

Double Clincher

When your stuck in that awkward situation of puckering your asshole because it itches and you don't wanna scratch it for fear of stink finger, and your holding your buttcheeks together cause you also have to take a shit. hence clinching both.

I was sitting at work assisting a customer and i had to shit and my asshole itched. so i had to deal with the double clincher cause i didn't wanna dig in my ass at work.

by swiftverbicide2 December 16, 2009