The Classical Dilemna

The problem that arises when two friends/acquaintances meet each other, and one prepares for a handshake, while the other comes in for a fist bump.

This usually results in a subsequent change/reversal of greeting method for each party, and in more confusing attempts to combine two incompatible hand formations.

Brad: Hey whats up Tom.
Tom: Whats up Brad.

*Brad extends his hand while Brad puts forward his fist.

Brad: Ah, I see we have stumbled into The Classical Dilemna.

by KrakenHead October 10, 2013

The 5am Dilemma

When you’re drunk in the shower, it’s too late, and you don’t know which shampoo to use.

I had the 5am dilemma last night.

by Skulker September 6, 2020

Swag dialect

A lanuage strictly used by those who have swag and are swagged out at all times. This language cannot be understood by those who do not have swag.

I can't understand him, he is speaking in swag dialect.

or

I only talk to those who speak in swag dialect.

or

She doesn't have swag, therefore she cannot understand our swag dialect... what a basic bitch!

by ParisP October 22, 2011

Didler

A Southern California term dating back to the early 1980's refering to a mole on ones face.

Dude, did you see her didler? It was totally gnarly bro!!!!

by Tetris Crowly May 8, 2008

Diglet

A baby dick...or a small dick. Like a piglet is a baby pig, and Diglet is a baby dick, or a small one.

HOLY CRAP Jessica said Ethan has a diglet. hahah jk

by jessie8923479028374 February 6, 2008

dileesha

A small deformed boy that has medical problems, a bit mentally challenged and overbearing parents.

That dileesha has been cooped up inside for years

by Dabbolini July 18, 2020

dielectrophoresis

Like electrophoresis, only with an extra syllable.

"Companions, the creator seeks, not corpses, not herds and believers. Fellow creators, the creator seeks--those who write new values on new tablets. Companions, the creator seeks, and fellow harvesters; for everything about him is ripe for the harvest. But he lacks a hundred sickles: so he plucks ears and is annoyed. Companions, the creator seeks, and such as know how to whet their sickles. Destroyers they will be called, and despisers of good and evil. But they are the harvesters and those who celebrate. Fellow creators, Zarathustra seeks, fellow harvesters and fellow celebrants: what are heards and shepherds and corpses to him?"

--Friedrick Nietzsche

by Noam Chomsky December 1, 2003