dickens

(noun) Any kind of a law enforcement officer who can levy a buzzkill. A cop, etc.

There's a dickens on your left. Turn right, mofo.
Lookout...Dickens!
Dicken's on your left, hit it.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 10, 2007

Maw Dicker

A redneck country-music-lovin piece of shit inclined to fucking his own mother.

Cletus is a rednecked country music lovin piece of shit inclined to fuck his mother.

Yep, he's one ugly maw dicker

by mawdicker November 10, 2009

dickens cider box

Puttin yo dick inside her...

Coty's puttin his dickens cider box.

by Tyler May 12, 2004

big-dicked

Adjective describing a man with a large penis.

"I'm average in that department, but my friend Ben is big-dicked."

by ncguy January 3, 2008

Dickel

A person with a large amount of facial hair at a reasonably young age. Usually dates ditzy blondes who are hypnotized by his facial hair. This person often smokes marijuana with his homies. He carries brass knuckles with him in random situations. He plays football but you know he'll get drunk one night and fuck his knee up. Likes bikes and running people over with them. He has his posse of stoner buddies that help in terrorizing kids one year younger than them. This type of person is a major tool. This person acts a bit black at times but is probably a suburban white kid with an unfortunate name. This is the worst type of person.

Yo man how'd u get in the hospital?
Long story short, man I got Dickeled.

Lets go to the lake.
Nah man there could be a dickel there.

by Dickelnator August 15, 2011

dicker

texan slang. to mess with, to play with.

Stop dickering with the a/c!

by Judge Scott September 13, 2003

dickerson

the best last name in the world. its mainly for people who are very cool and outgoing and have many friends.

dickerson means a popular high school girl. has many friends and loves the boys.

by obione kanobi June 13, 2008