A.k.a. "Pez-dispenser alternative". Refers to where you spend sizeable time-periods loading candies into Pez dispensers instead of cartridges into ammo-magazines, either to practice anger-management or because you've had your firearm-privileges revoked.
Hot-headed individuals like Uncle Duke, Achmed, and Madea might do well to practice Pez-dispenser therapy, given their inherent urges to "lock 'n' load".
by QuacksO April 15, 2025
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1:
"fuck your nothing but a human cum dispenser are you?"
"yes mommy I am"
2:
"Hey did you know Jake has a body count of over 20"
"omg he's literally nothing but a fucking cum dispenser lol"
"fuck your nothing but a human cum dispenser are you?"
"yes mommy I am"
2:
"Hey did you know Jake has a body count of over 20"
"omg he's literally nothing but a fucking cum dispenser lol"
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A femal or in some cases a male who who loves giving fellatio and ingesting seminal fluid on a constant.
Man, all this jacking off and using spankerchefs is getting old... I need to hook up with a good THROAT LOTION DISPENSER. "... or ... " MY Wife, a TROOPER?! No no NO, The way she throats a cock and sucks it with such ferocity, she is a true, bonified THROAT LOTION DISPENSER!!!
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Get the Throat Lotion Dispenser mug.An IMPLICIT call on long-past sexual-favours for current or future moral-support which may run counter to the inclinations of all but a minority in the group.
-- Okay, so, like you know how, formerly, people might have many kids to insure for some old-age security?
-- Yeah.
-- Whereas now we have pensions...
-- Okay....
-- So it isn't procreation anymore which provides benefits, but sex itself.
-- Ah-ha, so a broad network of past lovers with hope translates into a large network of friends.
-- Exactly. Benefits lead to friends, and friends can be called-on for help and moral-support even when it's challenging for them at-times.
-- Ah-ha, a sexpension of disbelief!!
-- Yeah.
-- Whereas now we have pensions...
-- Okay....
-- So it isn't procreation anymore which provides benefits, but sex itself.
-- Ah-ha, so a broad network of past lovers with hope translates into a large network of friends.
-- Exactly. Benefits lead to friends, and friends can be called-on for help and moral-support even when it's challenging for them at-times.
-- Ah-ha, a sexpension of disbelief!!
by sukadog April 14, 2011
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For men its beat my meat. but now for women its beat my dispenser because of when they squirt its like a soda dispenser.
For men its beat my meat. but now for women its beat my dispenser because of when they squirt its like a soda dispenser.
crush:hey im gonna beat my dispenser later wanna watch
me:sure
crush:im sorry that was not meant for you
me:sure
crush:im sorry that was not meant for you
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