disasterpiece

when something is something is the opposite of a masterpiece.

"your batch of brownies are so awful. tbh i think you made a disasterpiece"

by anonymous peep December 14, 2019

disastercising

When your wearable device notices an increased heart rate and asks if you’re exercising but you’re just sitting there worrying about the future.

My Nike app asked if I started a workout but I was just on the couch disastercising about the future.

by ticktech May 2, 2020

Disasterbation

When you’re using a vibrator that wasn’t fully charged so you keep stopping to briefly charge it so you can finish but you never charge it long enough to give it enough juice to get the job done.

After her vibe died three times, Kay decided to put and end to the disasterbation and threw the useless thing across the room.

by Bill’s Meat April 16, 2021

Disastergame

A video game so unfair and difficult that it's fun

I was playing rimworld last night, its a disastergame

by Disasterman June 3, 2021

Disastersaures

A combination of a type of dinosaur and a disaster, with prehistoric magnitude.

Did you see that disastersaures on the news? Neither did I.

by Patrick the Starfish001 July 25, 2021

Disasteroid

An anonymous twitch streamer who plays poptropica and minecraft. Probably gay? also spelled as “d1sasteroid”

“aw man it’s that blue bitch again”

“i hate when disasteroid ruins my favorite streamers streams :/“

by sunflower01 November 21, 2021

disastered kids

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a group of young people totally ruined by life

Adela: Oh, my dissertation is disaster.
Kaja: Well, mine too.
Adela: Does it means we are disastered kids now?

by adel_deer April 4, 2022