Disableds

I'm not laughing....

I take the blight that is the disableds far more seriously than you can imagine. This is no laughing matter.

by Hym Iam November 22, 2020

Metal disability

A Disorder of the brain which causes it's victim to appreciate only Metal.

Tim won free tickets to a Who concert, but due to his metal disability he decided to burn them instead of going.

by Matt Pirtle December 18, 2007

Diabeder

A person who, wanting to diabede, eats a mass ammount of sugar. Usually done for the rush of sugar-fueled energy.

Man...Johnny is such a diabeder. That's his fourth bag of sugar this week.

by Devoidless February 13, 2009

Penial Diabetes

Diabetes in the penial region, most common in Asians.

Brendan: "Yo, lets invite that guy to the party"
Toon: "Step off nigga don't go close, that asian has mad penial diabetes"

by Toon Muldooner September 7, 2008

learning disability

A brain abnormality/malfunction one has if/when not writing indexed annuities.

Wow....that monkey who calls himself a stockbroker has a learning disability. He only does stocks and mutual funds.

by tsg sc January 12, 2009

check, "get a check" (as in a Disability check for Mental Illness)

used to express exasperation after explaining a topic to someone whom is just not getting it

No girl, a asshat is like someone who has their head up their ass.

How can they have their head up their ass when you said they have a hat on it?

Girl, you can get a check!!!

by vee stevens March 18, 2005

disabilitant

A person on disability who treats their situation as an endless vacation, full of parties, travel and leisure, especially when the disability status is obtained fraudulently and the individual in question is completely healthy.

Contraction of disability and debutante or celebutant.

Variant spelling: disabilitante

You'd never know he was so close to death, on the contrary, he's quite the disabilitant.

by RobRoy June 21, 2012