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Democracy

It got something to do with young men killing each other.
Man 1: Have you heard about the War in Iraq?
Man 2: Yeah, its full of Democracy!
by Ralbert M December 22, 2007
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Democrat

1. A political party, the founding of which was credited to Thomas Jefferson in the late 1790's, whose ever-shifting identity has as of late sided with the left side of the political spectrum, and extends as far as socialism, but not communism
2. A participant in one of the greatest and longest-lasting teen fads in the history of America, its latest incarnation being anonymous, which places ex-Prez Bush below even Black people because republicans are racist fucks.
3. Anyone likely to believe that Republicans (not to be confused with republicanism, which Democrats fully embrace) are more fascistic than the leader of Germany's socialist party, Adolph Hitler.
4. What you get when you take our drugs away from us, you uptight capitalist pigs, with your fucking obsolete Christian morality.

MISCONCEPTIONS:
All Democrats are Liberal
All Democrats are not racist
All Democrats are secretly racist
All Democrats are as miserable as those in broadcasting/politics (eg. Keith Olbermann, Barney Frank)
All Democrats are smart
All Democrats are hippies
All Democrats hate Republicans
All Democrats are Democrats
Core beliefs:
Abortion is cool
The Gov't should help the poor
The Gov't should regulate stuff to prevent recessions and whatnot
The Gov't should only bother the rich.
Climate change is preventable
Socialist countries are economically more stable and prosperous than really Capitalist ones, and arent in fucktons of debt

In conversation:
Democrat: Ann Coulter is a bitch
Republican: Yeah she totally is
Democrat: What did I say about talking, idiot
Republican: Commie bastard!!
*fight*
by Hahahaohwow March 30, 2010
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democracy

Calling USA a democracy is a disgrace to Pericles
by FrenchLascar187 April 8, 2004
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democratical

We took a democratical vote change the name spatula to spatuler
by yaahoo November 3, 2006
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Democratic Underground

A message board full of white faux liberal racists who are in lockstep with the Democratic Party. They'll also vote for anyone with a D by their name as long as they're not
Do you read the newest thread about police violence on Democratic Underground? They think we need more funding for the police and less for education and social programs.
by anonymous December 10, 2020
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Left Foot Of Democracy

To get rid of someone, usually by firing them or evicting them, or in some other way "show them the door" (and don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out!)

Typically used when they get rid of someone in a hurry as opposed to a long, drawn out legal process. Being forcibly removed from a job or home by the police or being ordered out.

Although the net effect is the same, this is substantially more abrupt and nasty than being terminated, evicted or separated from a job.
"I thought you were supposed to be at work?"
"I ruined a big job and they gave me the left foot of democracy."

I had a big party again last week; today when I came home from work all my things were outside and the locks were changed. The landlord gave me the left foot of democracy, but my rent was only 3 months overdue.
by Old Radio Collector December 20, 2009
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70 tons of pure democracy

Used to define american imperialism and their obsession with the democracy export, often linked to images of powerful weaponry
Do you see this tank? 70 tons of pure democracy son!
by 3divi May 13, 2015
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