deez nuts

An unfunny term annoyingly used by people with low standards for humor

"Saying deez nuts is not a fucking joke and it never will." ~ I Hate Everything

deez nuts by ThyMimic September 24, 2015

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Deez Nuts

A popular joke from vine in which you ask someone a question and after their responce you end it with saying something with these nuts at the end.

Me: What's his name gets a lot of b*tches?
Friend: Who?
Me: Deez Nuts!!!!!!!!

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Related Words

1. Balls
2. A joke
3. BIG

1. Somethin came in the mail for you today..what.. "DEEZ NUTZ". (GOTEM)
2. I want deez nutz inside you
3. Want to suck off deez nutz?

Deez Nutz by Got'em Guy November 25, 2015

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I will engage on the action of putting my shaft within your mouth and rectify the situation.

You: Exuse me?
Me: Yes?
You: Would you have the time?
Me: Why yes, it's four forty DEEZNUTSINYAMOUF! NOW GET THE STEPPING! BIATCH!!

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A over used shitty meme that should die in a hole.

Guy 1:How are you?
Guy 2: DEEZ NUTS
Guy 1: kys

Deez nuts by NotDeezNuts September 20, 2016

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According to google earth its a orphan insane asylum and Dee's nuts is also a store IN FLORIDA

Friend 1: Do you like Imagine Dragon
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: IMAGINE DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YOUR FACE

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"hey man i need help with question 3" said person 1
"its one hundred and... " said person 2
"well?" said person 1
"deez vaginas!" said person 2

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