thicc danger

Delightfully thicc, deliciously thin.

You have to be careful of her, she's thicc, she's dangerous, she's Thicc Danger.

by MiSniper1 March 15, 2018

Danger boner

An unexpected boner that occurs in a risky situation. It can range from an unexpected boner on the bus, in class, at work, or while in the pool. It can even be caused by your friends spiking your drink with boner pills.

Particularly dangerous for teachers and feminists.

Matt : she is well fit.
Bryan: who? Miss Adams?
Miss Adams: Hey boys, how are you getting on?
Bryan and Matt: All good miss.
Matt:(whispers) Shit, the dragon just woke up.
*Lunch bell rings*
Bryan: dude we gotta leave.
Matt: I can't I've got a danger boner!

*Matt proceeds to crawl on the floor to hide his visible bulge, pretending to have sustained an Injury*

by I3R0K3N7FEET March 7, 2018

danger lesbian

a powerful, intimidating lesbian.

man, she’s a danger lesbian for sure.

by emi irene July 21, 2020

Stranger danger

In the morning after taking acid or getting super fucked up and your brain isn’t on and you don’t know who you are so you spend that 30 minutes beating the meat

I took like 14 grams of shrooms yesterday and when I woke up this morning I didnt remember who I was so I pulled a quick stranger danger before school

by PossiblyJC February 28, 2020

Danger wank

when you start wanking and shout to your mother to come to your room , and see if you can finish before she opens your bedroom door.

I'm so embarrassed, yesterday I failed at a danger wank.

by Dragon67 April 16, 2023

Stranger Danger

This act is a combination of "the stranger" from another person while being choked from behind by that same person.

Dude, she stranger dangered me last night, I almost passed out.

by Sandman7718 September 6, 2019

Danger Pit

A person or place that creates an awkward situation, conversation, or encounter. A danger pit should be avoided as it breeds awkwardness and discomfort.

"The gym was such a danger pit today. I saw all five of my last hookups"
"Danger pit at 12 o'clock. It's that girl who I tried to fight last night."

by Jonatephicalie May 12, 2014