Ugo crusty

When someone is overwhelmingly ugly and unattractive. Most likely smells like dogshit.

Yeah, my ex-girlfriend was Ugo Crusty, I don’t know why I ever dated her

by Assmaster04$) November 18, 2018

Crusty Nate

In any situation where you and or someone else jerks off onto someones eyes and it dries forming a crusty layer unenabling them to open there eyes when they awake.

Dude last night jeff past out after he drank all my booze so to get back at him i gave him a crusty nate.

by PreNatel January 5, 2011

Crusty Shutdown

The act of an individual ejaculating on another individual's rectum, followed by a drying period of no less than 12 hours, resulting in ones rectum being temporarily closed.

Jane: I woke up this morning after a rough night of drinking and sex. I had to shit and couldn't manage to get anything out.

Mary: You must have received a crusty shutdown.

Jane: Damn, I know I should have swallowed them ropes.

by ropeslinger August 12, 2013

Crusty Sunshine

When you fuck a person's asshole so hard that their asshole rips apart and starts to bleed.

I feel bad for giving Jane a crusty sunshine.

by Blob Joe May 21, 2011

crusty snail

A woman that is no longer a couger but still has sex with younger men.

He was so drunk, he fucked a crusty snail and got a STD from the 30's.

by Joshdelux October 2, 2010

crusty mayonnaise

A dried semen stain, usually on clothing or furniture.

Guy 1- Hey man, take a look at this stain on my pillow
Guy 2- It looks like some crusty mayonnaise

by Not ur dad but doin ur mom September 30, 2013

Crusty toilet

The rim around a womans vigina that has scabes all over and is constantly wet.

When she pulled down her pantis there was a crusty toilet!

by Dick Biscet November 6, 2010