cruzed

When someone calls your wife ugly and you still kiss their ass then commit treason for them.

I totally got cruzed today at the senate.

by steverrrr January 11, 2021

Porcelain Cruise

When one does his/her business on a toilet, often taking quite long.

Guy 1 walks into washroom: It smells horrible in here!

Guy 2: Sorry, I just took a porcelain cruise.

by Alex CK September 24, 2008

PT Cruiser

The thickest car to ever drive the roads.

Daaaaaannng check out the rear bumper on that PT Cruiser

by Michaelgeo February 7, 2018

booze cruise

A peculiarly english phrase. Taking a ferry accross the English Channel to France to buy copious amounts of booze, mostly because there is less tax on continental europe.

Me and the fellas are taking a van over on a booze cruise, fancy some?

by Big Simes January 22, 2003

Cruiser Challenge

The process of two or more individuals challenging eachother into finishing a case of vodka cruiser first without either,
1. Passing Out
2. Reguratating
3. Giving Up

Man, whoever wins the cruiser challenge is the fuckin' champ!

by Chappo1331 January 22, 2009

Ruse Cruised

Ruse Cruise means to get trolled by being bombarded with knockoff memes, usually from an anon account. Once you've been Ruse Cruised, there's no way to get rid of it. It's a neverending hailstorm, brother.

"My inbox is blowing up- I got Ruse Cruised last night and it hasn't let up since!"

by RuseCruise September 2, 2014

Tom Cruise-ing It

Doing what Tom Cruise does in Risky Buisness! Dancing all over the place to music while in you underwear.

Guy 1: "I thought being home alone for a couple of hours was going to be great"
Guy 2: "Wasn't It??"
Guy 1: "No! I lost track of time and my parents walked in right in the middle of me Tom Cruise-ing It"

by Nicole Morrow September 25, 2005