crotch crunch 

a hit to your lower region that makes your testicles crunch at the back of your sack

my pal gave me a crotch crunch at the train station and i still cant walk properly

crotch crunch by chugger shane March 7, 2011

crotch critters

body crab

I was going to have sex with her until her crotch critters started dancing

crotch critters by Mach 4 December 29, 2011

crotch-pot 

n. - a girl that has a very loose vagina

Hey Tim, that girl I had over last night was a total crotch-pot! It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

crotch-pot by jasonsoodaikiss December 13, 2013

crotch rocket

An exceptionally powerful, lightweight, and maneuverable state-of-the-art motorcycle completely opposite in everyway to bikes built in America.

What do you mean by get a "real" bike?REAL unreliable, expensive, under-powered, heavy, unresponsive, unrefined or do you mean the only REAL chance a fat old man like you could pick-up chicks?

crotch rocket by kctR1 July 17, 2003

Crotch Rocket Asshole 

Crotch Rocket Asshole believes that they own the road (which is directly contrary to Mustang Asshole), and have the fastest bike on the planet. Crotch Rocket Asshole weaves in and out of traffic, ignoring every traffic law that every other citizen has to obey. Crotch Rocket Asshole often pops wheelies in the middle of the street, which (I guess) only impresses Crotch Rocket Asshole’s underage girlfriend.

Crotch Rocket asshole is easily identifiable. Besides the obvious bike identification, Crotch Rocket Asshole often wears a gay leather jacket and pants combo that color match their bike, and often has a gay rubber Mohawk attached on top of their helmet. In reality, Crotch Rocket Asshole would never have the balls to sport a REAL mohawk in a million years. Crappy, faded, tribal armband and/or barb wire tattoos often adorn Crotch Rocket Asshole’s arm.

Crotch Rocket Asshole often uses their bike as their Facebook or MySpace profile image, in the slim hopes that some desperate female will dig the bike, and ignore the downsides of Crotch Rocket Asshole (namely the fact that the bike is their only means of transportation).

One can only hope that Crotch Rocket Asshole gets the shit beat out of them by Harley Rider.

See Cigarette Asshole and Lottery Ticket asshole for other possible “asshole” personality combinations.

Stan: "Crotch Rocket Asshole passed me up on the road today doing 90 in a school zone while popping a wheelie"

Ted: "I bet you were driving in front of a high school, wern't you?"

Stan: "Yeah, how did you know THAT?"

Ted: "30-year old Crotch Rocket Asshole was showing off and scamming for babes."

Crotch Rocket Asshole by mad genius December 7, 2010

crotch talk 

When a male stands in front of another person that is in the sitting position and sticks his crotch in their face while speaking to them.

Milo stop crotch talking the freshman girls cafeteria table

crotch talk by Dan Dwan Artist January 31, 2009

crotch wedgie 

another term for a camel toe. when the pants are worn so high up and tight that they get wedged between the vagina lips. usually found on old woman, you really dont wanna see that, ever.

bree: holy shit balls have you seen ms brown. her crotch wedgie was so bad today

miranda: ewww what the hell!!! but in all seriousness... mrs. johnson... from being a playboy bunny now like 80 years old made it all big and flabby so it so so so bad. her crotch wedgie makes me want to throw up..... -.-''

crotch wedgie by bree_miranda February 13, 2009