crowcodile

A mutant half crow, half crocodile

"Joshua, I will suck your cock"
"Not now, a new movie about crowcodile is coming!"

by Cheburik August 1, 2024

Crocodino

A tiny, obese, and cute crocodile.

Look, it's a crocodino!

by Shittalking Mushrooms December 26, 2023

crocodileplast

aggressive person who lies to be a victim

March of Crocodileplast in the street of London!

by royajoon January 13, 2024

Crocodilation

The process of which one's skin grows too thick (metaphorically) to the point where they don't feel anything anymore,
i.e, they don't give a fuck about anything anymore.

- What is wrong with Sebastian today? He didn't get upset when I broke his monitor.
- He has been feeling down latley. He is suffering from Crocodilation. He is fucking numb.

by Master Of All Crocodiles December 10, 2023

Crocodile Trap

When someone chomps down on a dick when giving a blowjob.

Me: “I need surgery. My girl gave me a crocodile trap this morning.”

by whisperonastarchase February 12, 2024

Crocodanal

Anal received/given by a crocodile.

“Them freaky crocs love crocodanal”

by Crocodanal March 16, 2024

Crocodile

Typically a gay 57 year old pedophile who targets male minors, he has a preference for the ones who don’t run away and are slim enough to fit in a basement. His appearance is described by a little traumatized boy: Tall and stocky, Crocodile has broad shoulders, powerful limbs and legs, and a robust neck. His skin is faded, and while he keeps his black hair perfectly slicked back, strands often fall in front of his face during bouts. The most remarkable features are a large hook made of a durable gold alloy in lieu of his left hand and a lengthy, stitched scar that crosses his face at the bridge of his nose. His thin eyebrows rise to the middle of his deep-set, heavily-lidded eyes. This conveys a sense of suspicion and disdain in his normal facial expression. Crocodiles typically have cigars in their mouths and have a deep, soothing voice when they speak.
His outfit consists of a black suit and a dark green ascot, this matches his black pants and belt. He has a hook to grab the children in gold.

Crocodile: hey little boy wana marry me, ill pay you €3000 a night, and give you candy?

Boy: no get away from me you “crocodile”.

by Josef McDoolio March 25, 2024