A mythical item. Nobody has ever actually seen them and lived to tell about it. The full extent of their power is unknown, but it is rumored they will keep your hands from becoming sticky while eating ice cream.
by FishUSMC July 2, 2008
Get the ice cream gloves mug.pussy tightening cream. it is the cream that women who have loose worn out twats with no elasticity use in order to fool their man into believing he is getting some tight-as-a-virgin snatch. this stuff works like a charm if your man has an average to less than average size penis. if his dick is too big, only let him stroke you for like 30-45 seconds. because if he bangs you longer than that, his big dick will penetrate beyond where your walls used to be and your gig is up!!
girl i have six kids. but just before i make love i use this shrink cream to tighten it up.
damn baby, you aint tight like you used to be. here, use this shrink cream.
damn baby, you aint tight like you used to be. here, use this shrink cream.
by trainhead August 6, 2011
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When the semen is about ready to ejaculate and then someone walks in causing you to stop during ejaculation so your semen will slide down your penis.
by King Ejaculation August 23, 2006
Get the Ice Cream Slide mug.mrs. figgy was having hearing problems so i gave the bitch an ear cream pie but it didnt help her at all so i spongebobed her and knocked out her teeth with the sponge which she ate instantly upon waking up.
by creamsoduh November 1, 2007
Get the ear cream pie mug.When you see someone so hot, you literally blow a load in your pants. Predominantly used by members of the male persuasion... hopefully.
Can also be changed to Cream my pants.
Can also be changed to Cream my pants.
Guy 1: Did you see that HOT girl?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, she was steamin'!
Guy 1: Duuuude, nasty, did you cream your pants?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, she was steamin'!
Guy 1: Duuuude, nasty, did you cream your pants?
by Peacesack May 24, 2006
Get the Cream your pants mug.Semen from a young Asian (especially Chinese) man. Flavor somewhat enhanced by MSG.
Made popular by its use in the movie "Wayne's World" (or was it the sequel?).
Made popular by its use in the movie "Wayne's World" (or was it the sequel?).
Chang at a bar: Hey babe, do you like Chinese food? Yes? Well how would you like cream of Sum Yung Gai?
by AbnormalBoy July 1, 2006
Get the cream of Sum Yung Gai mug.1. a malcontent marines slang for the marine corp. What a marine may call the marine corp to diminish its percieved reputation.
2. the creamiest corn is the types of marines who are so sterotypical that they never stop trying to talk, act, dress and talk about being a marine. Often their speach is unable to be understood by non-marines due to over use of acronyms and grunts and growls.
2. the creamiest corn is the types of marines who are so sterotypical that they never stop trying to talk, act, dress and talk about being a marine. Often their speach is unable to be understood by non-marines due to over use of acronyms and grunts and growls.
by boss log March 16, 2010
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