inverted udder caps

female nipples that are inverted or have the appearence the breasts are sucking them back in

oh how i hate my inverted udder caps they have caused me to be the joke of the estate and no man will ever chuck his pram batter upon them

by uppo mclesley June 6, 2011

Bottom Lip Chapstick

Synonym for Dog Water
A way of saying 'Trash' or 'absolute garbage'

LMAOOO you're literally some Bottom Lip Chapstick

by Onyx Smitty January 31, 2022

crabs

Little animals found on the beach.

Samantha, don't talk to strangers, you'll get crabs.

by Rob Templin February 13, 2003

crapsterbation

To jack-off while defecating.

Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.

"Jim is such a dirt-bag who Crapsterbates all the time"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"

by JdeL March 17, 2005

Capsicum

To fall off the bed while sexually climaxing.

My brother and I hate sharing a single bed because we always capsicum.

by ChristmasMeats April 16, 2017

mud chaps

Aethestically resembling chaps these are actually crusted and or wet deposits of excreta.

A man with diarrhea is sodomized by another man and shit covers the front of the other mans legs as a result.

by George 'Chappy' Bush November 21, 2004

Blood Caps

a term used to describe when one's eyes are dick red after smoking marijuana.

daaaamn nigg, yo sry azz got blood caps!!!

by GnomeWeed January 20, 2010