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negative body count

A body count of zero means that one is a virgin. Having heterosexual encounters to the fourth-base degree increments one's body count while having homosexual encounters of a similar nature decrements one's body count. Thus, someone who has slept with five men and five women is *technically* a virgin.
Vinny's body count is a large natural number whereas Sean's negative body count requires a sign-bit to store as a 32-bit integer.
by fornicateWenchesObtainCurrency October 23, 2018
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the Count

by jon.vs October 11, 2005
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How you count?

Loosely the same as "what's up?", but usually used specifically to challenge/taunt somebody.
Rufus nails the alley-oop with a one-arm over-the-head pass from Mr. Smooth. They turn to their opponnent, arms raised, and say..."HOW YOU COUNT?!?"
by JG November 23, 2004
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Pedestrian Count

When you get a window seat at brunch and drink whenever a pedestrian passes until you can't count them anymore.
No, I can't drive home. We totally pedestrian counted at brunch and I'm totally wasted.
by steviemo December 4, 2012
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Cock Count

The number of penises a woman has allowed inside her body before getting married. Her husband will usually feel more shame and insecurity the higher the number is.

0- Virgin and inexperienced (What men want)
1-4 Judged (Most men will tolerate)
5+ Slut (Only a few men will marry)
10+ Prostitute (Pimps or men who are desperate)
I started cheating on my wife when I found out her Cock Count. I feel inferior because she has had more men inside her than I have women. I will stop when I match her count. Then I will be happy again.
by Real Talk 123 April 23, 2014
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off count

Slang derived from Cook county jail to refer to a Inmate that is not or no longer associated with a gang.
This nigga claiming BD but when we was locked up his hoe ass was off count, begging to go to PC!
by 2nuch May 9, 2018
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Shit-cum count

The amount of shitting and cumming that has been done up to that point in the day.
Can we get a shit-cum count? - Alex
2-1 - Tony
4-0 - Alfred
by n54god June 27, 2022
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