hoopty ass conversion

A rather cheap and/or crappie roadbike that was converted to a fixed gear, often with ghetto methods. Likely to have yates, and saddle set up at a slope angle

"Look at that hipster on the fixie! Is it a track frame?"
"No, it's a hoopty ass conversion."

by lbb April 2, 2007

Bub's Concession Stand

A slang term for a substance which produces sudden and overabundant fecal excretion.

Hunah, dem nachos is gonna take you right on down to "Bubba's Concession Stand".

by annieannieannie October 28, 2003

converging

A verb indicating that you are currently working your shift at convergys.

Steve called and asked Lance if he wanted to come chill and smoke. Lance replied, "Sorry man, I'm converging right now"

by scuba February 12, 2005

Convention

— noun

1. Archaic a gathering of midgets

2. a gathering of little people

eg. “We’d better stock up on trampolines; the convention is in town.”
eg. “That’s nothing, bro.. I once hung out with a convention of Tyrion Lannisters in Vegas.”
eg. “Could you please move a little to your right? I’m trying to see the convention.”

by blair walsh January 12, 2018

NRA Convention

An NRA convention happens when you get a bunch of people raised in the Midwest with those quavering "machine gun" voices they develop out there, and they're all talking to each other!

Enh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! Enh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!

When my dad, grandpa, stepmom, and aunt are all together, it's an NRA Convention!

by Downvoting Victim October 8, 2011

Dashboard Confessional

Often referred to as "Acoustic Emo". It had a name when it was a solo act.

"When I listen to Dashboard Confessional's music, I feel like I'm dying inside" - My friend

by GRAWR February 17, 2008

Conversion Breakup

A conversion breakup is when your boyfriend breaks up with you because he realises he's gay.

Me: Why did Sara breakup with Mark.
Jenna: It was a conversion breakup.
Me: Ooh that explains a lot about Marks personality anyway so its not that shocking.

by ppooooppyy August 10, 2020