Palmed Controller

A video game controller that is rather warm and has excess amounts of sweat, dead skin, and residue from any food, such as Doritos, that had been previously eaten

Guy 1: Hey can I play Mario?
Guy 2: Sure but the other controller is a palmed controller
Guy 1: Aw man this one has Macaroni on it!

by Sdale June 22, 2011

Fortnite Controller

Its when you use a controller on Fortnite pc.

Mongraal: we are gonna win this game bois I AM POPPING OFF.
Random guy tripple headshots him with scar.
Mongraal: CONTROLLER PLAYER HE'S A CONTROLLER PLAYER
Thats a

Fortnite Controller Player

by Controller Player February 25, 2020

n64 controller

The Controller that crabs use perfectly. (n64 controller)

Jimmy's hands are twisted in knots from playing on a n64 controller.

by Darnville February 10, 2021

Controller Licker

An apparent "gamer girl" who claims she plays games but really fakes it and licks the controller..

Being called a "Controller Licker" Is far worse then any swear word in the online gaming community.

Jacki: O.M.G. I love playing games, im such a gamer. #CoDrules

AJ: You're nothing but a disgrace to the online community.. you're just a controller licker

by AYjAY August 19, 2013

Controlled Dive

In the ocean of life, I am the captain of a wrecking ball. Fucking shit up on my terms and never making excuses, pointing fingers, or playing the victim. Life on my terms.

Guy #1: hey man how’s it going, been a while how’s life treating you?

Guy#2: Life‘s crazy but I’m in a controlled dive

by semi-functional-addict February 16, 2022

Animal control

The news tells you less animals are being surrendered during the pandemic. They weren't being surrendered before the pandemic, people are just home now to keep animal control from taking them from where they live.

If you weren't home at the time, the girl would call animal control to get your pet taken from you, the difference during the pandemic is that people are home that keep that from happening now.

by Solid Mantis August 21, 2020

Controlled Burn

The process of intentionally trying to piss off a chick that you hooked up with, to the point that she no longer wants anything to do with you, so that you never have to see or hear from her again.

I know these two thirsty bitches that want bang you, but be prepared to initiate a controlled burn after you hook up with them.

by SOLS July 11, 2014