cankleitis

NOUN: (cank-ul-EYE-tiss)

The affliction of enormous cankles.

"Don't go near her, she has cankleitis!"

by ZooBG May 14, 2010

Congleton

Chav central in the North West of England. Even Manchester isn’t as bad as this absolute shite hole. Its neighbouring town is Macclesfield where the Congleton chavs like to lurk on the weekends.

Don’t go here or move here because your house will get bricked by a bunch of 12 year old boys who think they are grown up.

Chloe: I’m moving to Congleton next week!
Megan: Good luck with that, your house will get egged within the first few hours :)

by el star July 2, 2020

cankles

A person who is too fat and has no ankles,it is just a big calf down to your feet.

That fat guy has no ankles,he has cankles

by Juan2 December 28, 2005

cankle

Powerful ankles.

Those cankles really help her climb.

by lowray December 6, 2009

conkers

a commonly used slang term for skull-fucking. derived from the act of scooping out the relevant eyeball with an ice cream scoop, but leaving the optic nerve attached so that once the skull-fucking has commenced, the fucker's balls knock against the fuckee's optic nerve, like in a game of conkers.

man that bitch was so filthy, we even played conkers

by Tommarse January 29, 2009

cankles

when flying beware of cankles... can happen to anyone and looks very unsightly as the ankle and the foot join with no shape, usually accompanied by gross swelling. combat this by always carrying a wet towel with you on flights of more than 2 hours

ask your cabin crew how they deal with them

by tallulah April 2, 2005

Man Cockle

1.the section of the male brain that sends out a warning when a woman reveals inforamtin about him that she shouldn't in front of female friends.

I felt his man cockle rise when I spoke about his pet penis name.

by Ladycracker April 12, 2005