Conqueror

A brit who smells of crumpt crumbs and butter. He must have tea PROMPTLY at 12:30 noon, if he does not he irl ragequits or takes his rage out on the lovely, sexy, musclebound, gargantuan-penis-hasing dark blade. But Dark Blade never takes any of his slander and immediately puts conqueror in his place. Conqueror has yet to realize that Cubans are the superior race, a known fact to 97% of the population (remaining 3% are descendants of the KRUMPT klan). Hopefully conqueror will step out of his ignorance in the coming years.

Holy shit! He's eaten 2,345 crumpets and still going! What a conqueror!

by BAKAMOTO TAISHO January 22, 2009

Conquer Poland

In Wexford,Ireland the term to "conquer poland" does not have anything to do with nazis or world war two,but in fact is a teenage's boys reference to 'score' girls.For example,a boy is particularly nervous before he first conquers poland and usually requires encouragement from his friends,or ''espirit des corps" and it is customary to take a 'parachute' for "safe landing" i.e. wearing a condom to protect onself from the possibility of pregnancy or stds.

"hey man,did you conquer poland last night after?"
"yeah man,at long last!I blitzkrieged her out of it!"
"brilliant,see I told you she just needed time.You did pack a parachute though?"
"of course,I couldnt let the troops flow free."
"wise choice,man"
"thaks for all the espirit des corps,by the way"
"no problem man,you have to look out for your fellow soldier,you know what I mean?"

by Wezsez April 17, 2008

contemplate

when someone lays on top of you and lightly places their lips on your lips and the two of you say "contemplate" back and fourth. Same effect as a kiss.

OMG! natalie and matt contemplated on the green couch in natalies basement while we were watching madagascar. it was so cute!

by Mrs.guppy May 30, 2006

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by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 11, 2021

contemporary

"It's modern but not modern modern, that's what contemporary means." As said in youtube star Anix's recent video.

"It's modern but not modern modern, that's what contemporary means."
Anix 2021

by pee pee poo poop March 9, 2021

Conquerors

Slang for the Age of Empires II expansion pack. A good game, indeed.

"Hey hombre, you wanna play some Conquerors?"
"Nah, amigo. I'm stuck makin' cigars till five."

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

Consuela

slang used in lieu of the more familiar "cocaine"

it was time again to hit the bricks in search of consuela.

by jaydubya September 30, 2005