Condom Buddies

When you and your friend get condoms together and give each other condoms

Person 1: hey can we get condoms?
Person 2: yeah let's be condom buddies

by 4seasons November 16, 2019

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Condensed lettuce

When you’re a failed abortion but just really like lettuce. Can be used as an insult

You fucking moron. You condensed lettuce!

by Condensed lettuce January 24, 2020

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bed condom

a large sheet of plastic used to cover someone's dirty bed before you sleep in it while they're not home.

he sleeps around so much that i had to put a bed condom on his bed before i crashed in it.

by the real frank the tank April 21, 2009

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ego condom

a severe talking to, or something similar for someone who thinks they are great

Boy does Sally need an ego condom

by dannyshamas October 25, 2010

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Cultural Condom

When traveling in foreign countries, the traveler uses their money to distance themselves from as much interaction as possible. Hiding behind taxis, fancy hotels with western food etc.

Hey do you feel like going to the local market to haggle for a woven basket? No I want to sit at the hotel pool and sip mojitoes. Dude you really have your cultural condom on today!!

by TDog August 20, 2013

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A human condom is where a man uses another man as a condom to hav sex with someone he doesn't want to fuck with his penis.

Man 1 inserts his penis into man 2's ass and uses his penis to have sex with someone or something.

Andrew used Brian as a human condom to have sex with a crack whore.

by The Monkatee. July 21, 2017

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