Personal Computer

A tenacious and vindictive machine, whose primary function in the domestic sphere at the conclusion of the 20th century was electronic solitaire, yet within one year of the 21st century literally held every aspect of human life in its hands.

My personal computer is way too personal.

by nethcev! September 8, 2006

Computerated

Computerated, To make assemble or produce something with a computurised device. Computerated is also a shortening of two words, Those words being Computer and Generated.
By using this word you are effectively making any given sentence shorter and eaiser to say.

Many movies have been computerated,
which is sad as actors are no longer needed for acting.

by Brakey January 27, 2009

Computer

A book or a box, it never means what it says.

"Help" tab never helps

"Print" tab never prints

by NoGig November 18, 2003

computer nigger

A information technology worker (or network administrator) who is not qualified or certified as a IT person but nevertheless performs these functions for an organization that does not have a budget for IT functions and tasks. The worker usually solves computer problems through trial and error and learns as he (or she) proceeds. Most of the problems solved should be figured out without this individual through online help menus.

Hey Bill, when I print this document the margins get cut-off. Why do the margins get cut-off?

Other employees: Bill is the computer nigger here.

by John Alexander December 28, 2006

computercide

When a Windows OS shuts it self down, may not restart.

Dude i dowloaded porn and my pc commited computercide. I was so damn pissed

by EL CATRACHO January 25, 2008

computer flu

when you computer runs REALLY slow!

Jeph: Damn it why wont you work *computer types really slow*

Dan: your computer has computer flu

by corrupchoas12 June 26, 2009

Computercate

To make something more complicated than it would have been had you not used the "convenience" of technology.

Person 1-Hey, let's figure out how to get to that new club. I'll wait the 10 minutes for my computer to power up, get on line and sift through the 100 results on the search engine before waiting for the interactive map to load which gives step by step instructions on how to get there from your current location.

Person 2-It's 3 blocks away on the corner of Main and 1st, don't computercate things?

by Trebleclef44 November 19, 2009